Grammar Nazi Woes

Castor and Pollux Now Available from Amazon!

My short story collection, Castor and Pollux Raise a Little Cain, is now available on Amazon at <https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DLX18JYV>. The eBook version is also online.
The Little Soviet Space Dog “Laika,” the Barker
From Writer’s Almanac, November 3, 2024:
A little dog named Laika was launched into space aboard Sputnik 2 on this date in 1957. The mission for Sputnik 2 was to determine if a living animal could survive being launched into orbit. Laika was a stray that had been picked up from the Moscow streets, a 13-pound mutt with perky ears, a curly tail, and uncertain ancestry. She probably had a little spitz or terrier in her family tree, maybe a Siberian husky or even a beagle here and there. She was three years old, a good-natured dog that came to have several nicknames: Lemon, Little Curly, and Little Bug. Her name, Laika, means “barker” and was a generic term applied to all spitz-type dogs. The American press called her “Muttnik.” The Soviet space program deliberately chose strays for their missions because it was felt that they had proven themselves to be hardy, having already survived deprivation, extremes in temperature, and stress.
Laika was the first animal to orbit the Earth. She was harnessed inside a snug, padded cabin with some ability to move, but not much. The capsule was climate-controlled, and she had access to food and water, and there were electrodes monitoring her vital signs, but everyone knew the capsule was not designed to return to Earth in one piece. Knowing that Laika had little time to live, one of the scientists took her home to play with his children a few days before the launch.
For many years, reports of her death were inconsistent; one report said that she lived for six days, until her oxygen ran out. The Soviet government insisted she had been euthanized via a pre-planned poisoned food portion prior to that, to make her death more humane. In 1999, it was revealed that vital signs ceased to be transmitted about five to seven hours after the launch, possibly because the booster rocket failed to separate from the capsule, causing the thermal control system to malfunction and the cabin to become unbearably hot.
In 1998, after the fall of the Soviet Union, one of the scientists spoke of his regret for Laika. He said: “Work with animals is a source of suffering to all of us. We treat them like babies who cannot speak. The more time passes, the more I’m sorry about it. We shouldn’t have done it … We did not learn enough from this mission to justify the death of the dog.”
“Tough Thorough Thought”

“What the Hell is That?”
The book cover for my short story collection “These Symptoms” was based on this photo.

“Mother” Published in “Yellow Mama Webzine”
The webzine “Yellow Mama” has published my flash story entitled “Mother” in its Halloween issue.
“Castor and Pollux Raise a Little Cain” Publication is Near
I’ve decided to publish my story collection of whimsical micro and flash fiction, Castor and Pollux Raise a Little Cain, using Kindle Direct Publishing. I’ve never used KDP before, so it will be an interesting experiment.
The manuscript was originally accepted by Červená Barva Press in early 2023, but a personal tragedy in the publisher’s family has significantly delayed publication of acceptances for the foreseeable future. [Gloria: I’m wishing Bill all the best for a full and speedy recovery!]
Susanne Riette, a wonderful artist who is married to my friend, Michael C. Keith, has granted me permission to use one of her amazing abstract paintings for my front cover. Thank you, Susanne!

“Life, Death, and Annoyances in Between” Accepted by 10 By 10 Flash Fiction
The flash fiction journal 10 By 10 Flash Fiction has accepted my flash piece entitled, “Life, Death, and Annoyances in Between” for publication in a future issue.
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“Typoman”

“Karma” Published in “The Rye Whiskey Review”
My flash story “Karma” has been published in The Rye Whiskey Review.
“I Before E”

“Either Way Guarantee” Accepted by “10 By 10 Flash”
Zvi Sesling’s 10 By 10 Flash has accepted my flash piece entitled Either Way Guarantee for publication in their next issue.
“Seminal” Example of Micro Prose

Courtesy Sam Bivula on Facebook
“Nature vs Technology”
“… As he watched, the video feed went haywire and he lost all control over the drone. The televised image was blocked by a large object, then the image started to spin wildly. Pitch, roll, yaw and altitude data turned into random numbers on the bottom of the screen. Finally, the video faded to static.” from Uncontacted Frontier.

How to Cook Crack

“Perfection” Accepted for Massachusetts Bards Poetry Anthology 2024
The Massachusetts Bards has accepted my poem “Perfection” for inclusion in its upcoming Massachusetts Bards Poetry Anthology 2024 in July.
“Final Regrets” Accepted by Written Tales Magazine
Written Tales Magazine has accepted my micro story Final Regrets for publication in an upcoming issue.
“Splendid Isolation” Accepted by Constellations
Nina Alonso Hathaway, editor in chief of Constellations: A Journal of Poetry & Fiction has accepted my short prose piece entitled “Splendid Isolation” for inclusion in the next issue.
Heteronym Hell

“Wall of Authors” Graces the Back Cover of Ibbetson Street #55
I was moved to the back cover, but that’s okay.

“Wall of Authors” to be Featured in Ibbetson Street Press
I was pleased to learn today that my urban color photo entitled “Wall of Authors” will be featured on the cover of Ibbetson Street Press!
Laika the Space Dog

“R-E-S-P-E-C-T” Accepted by “Written Tales Magazine”
Written Tales Magazine has accepted my micro story R-E-S-P-E-C-T for publication in an upcoming issue.
“Procrastireading”

“The Adventures of Grammar Man”

“Treasure” Accepted by “Constellations”
Nina Alonso Hathaway, editor in chief of Constellations: A Journal of Poetry & Fiction has accepted my short prose piece entitled “Treasure” for inclusion in the next issue.
“Mother” Accepted by Yellow Mama
My flash horror piece “Mother” was accepted by Yellow Mama for the Halloween issue (#103 – Oct. 15, 2024).
“Science Project” Accepted by 10 By 10 Flash Fiction
The online journal 10 By 10 Flash Fiction has accepted my flash sci-fi piece entitled “Science Project” for publication in issue #16.
My Reading at Galway Painting Exhibition Reception, March 30, 2024
Phil Temples’ Reading, “Panda in the Park” Plus Q&A at the Dire Literary Series, March 7, 2024
Andrea Cohen and DeWitt Henry at the Plough and Stars, March 3, 2024
I had a swell time attending a poetry reading yesterday with my friend Karen Klein at the Plough and Stars in Central Square, Cambridge, where we heard Andrea Cohen and DeWitt Henry.
Karen and I sat with and enjoyed a lovely conversation with the establishment’s former owner, Peter O’Malley. The Plough and Stars has an amazing history. Over the years it’s been the hangout for Irish blue collar workers, Nobel Laureates and other famous individuals.

“419 DX” Accepted for Publication in The Penmen Review
The Penmen Review, Southern New Hampshire University’s online journal for creative writers, has accepted my short story entitled “419 DX” for publication in the near future.
April 3, 2024: I’ve learned that my story will be published in The Penmen Review on May 3, 2024.
“Pure Slush Loss Lifespan Vol. 9” Now Available

Pure Slush Loss Lifespan Vol. 9 collection, including my short piece entitled “Ghost Shark,” is now available for purchase:
Thank you for being part of Loss Lifespan Vol. 9. Loss has been now released and can be purchased in paperback. The work of 237 writers is included in the anthology. This is the largest anthology (and book) in Pure Slush’s 13-year history.
Find all current and relevant info via shortened links below:
paperback: https://bit.ly/LossPB
Find selected tastes of Loss here: https://pureslush.com/store/
Find Loss on the Pure Slush website here: https://pureslush.com/store/
Loss eBook versions (ePub and Kindle) should be formatted and released by the end of this week. Contributors will be notified of this via email.
“Panda in the Park” Featured on Dire Literary Series, March 7, 2024
I’ve been invite to read from my new novel “Panda in the Park” at the Dire Literary Series on March 7, 2024 at 7 PM on Zoom.
“Panda in the Park” Now Available on Amazon.com
Panda in the Park Release Date
All systems are “go” for a launch/release date for Panda in the Park in the mid- to late-March timeframe.
All of my blurbs are in, and the artwork is finalized. Unlike previous book covers, the publisher and I went through a number of iterations until I felt it was right.
“Panda In The Park” Accepted by Alien Buddha Press
I’m pleased to report that my novel-length science fiction story “Panda In The Park” has been accepted for publication by Alien Buddha!
I’m awaiting a couple of blurbs and the artwork, then it should be ready for publication later this month.
“Testament” and “More Memories for Sale” in “Constellations: A Journal of Poetry and Fiction v.13: Deception”
Two of my micro stories: Testament and More Memories for Sale debut in “Constellations: A Journal of Poetry and Fiction v.13: Deception” available on Amazon.
Collection Featured in Wilderness House Literary Review
I was pleased to be featured in the Wilderness House Literary Review <https://www.whlreview.com/>. The 72th issue (Volume 18, no 4) carries a collection of my color and black & white photographs, curated by artist and poet Bridget Seley Galway. Thanks, Bridget!
“Mush” Accepted by Written Tales
The online journal Written Tales has accepted my micro fiction piece “Mush” for publication online in 6-12 weeks. I’ve also been invited to submit an audio recording of the story.
Bagel Bards
Writers, poets and artists congregated this morning for our weekly Bagel Bards gathering at Panera Bread in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Ouch!
“Ghost Shark” Accepted by Pure Slush “Lifespan” Series
Pure Slush Lifespan Series has accepted my flash piece entitled “Ghost Shark” for publication in Loss Lifespan Vol. 9 due out in January/February 2024.
Learning When to Use “Then” vs “Than”

Why Sticklers for Grammar Really Do Take Errors to Heart
Bards Readings

Most days when the Bagel Bards meet, we reserve a block of time to read our works to the group. The works range from poetry, flash fiction, to non-fiction.
I read my unpublished flash piece entitled “Don Juan.” It was well-received. I was flattered by the fact that several asked me if it was a true story!
Shown here: Karen Klein reading one of her poems.
Space Cat Press: “Into the Forest” Story Reading
My audio reading of my flash fiction story, “A Zone of Peace and Tranquility,” featured in “Into the Forest” anthology will be posted to the Space Cat Press web site on December 17, 2023.
UPDATE: the audio version of my story “A Zone of Peace and Tranquility” can be found at https://spacecatpress.co.uk/authors/phillip-temples/







