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Category: Humor

Posted on March 27, 2023
Humor

“Dearest Agent”

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Well, how could any agent possibly pass this up?

Screenshot of a query letter

Posted on March 6, 2023
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“To Make a Long Story Short”

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"To make a long story short I became an editor"

Posted on January 17, 2023
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Huh?!

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"Large Print Audio Books"

Posted on December 2, 2022
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“Killing Time”

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Posted on November 24, 2022
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Literary Turkey

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Turkey in front of Harvard Bookstore

Posted on November 9, 2022
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The Ultimate Micro

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Posted on June 27, 2022
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Everything is Flash Fiction

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Everything is Flash Fiction

Posted on June 18, 2022Updated on June 18, 2022
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Duck Eggs

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Duck eggs, comma or no comma?

Posted on April 27, 2022
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It’s Not Hoarding

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From an old tee-shirt worn by my friend, author Michael C. Keith.

Posted on April 20, 2022
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Full Stops Can Annoy Gen Zers

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Full Stops Annoy Gen Z news story

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