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Category: Humor

Posted on October 2, 2023
Humor

Close It!

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"Remember to close all parentheses. We're not paying to air condition the entire paragraph."

Posted on September 28, 2023
Humor

I’ll Keep My Extra Space, Thank You

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Man sitting in front of typewriter

Posted on September 17, 2023
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Contractions

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Posted on July 24, 2023
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Exhaustipated

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"Exhaustipated"

Posted on July 23, 2023
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“You’re Evil”

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Posted on July 12, 2023
Humor

“Words to the Wise”

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Teach a man to become a writer  and he will be poor for the rest of his life.

Posted on June 23, 2023Updated on June 23, 2023
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Still Waiting

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Man holding sign at an airport with the name "Godot."

Posted on June 3, 2023
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Why Didn’t I Think of That?

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Why Didn't I Think of That Humorous Meme

Posted on May 19, 2023Updated on May 19, 2023
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After the Send

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Sadly I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned

Posted on May 14, 2023Updated on May 14, 2023
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“Lie vs. Lay”

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Grammar Nazi dog

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