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tem·ples \ tem'pelz \ n:

 

1: Flat regions on either side of the forehead 2: Places or things regarded as having within them a divine presence 3: Devices in looms that keep cloth stretched to the correct width during weaving 4: Buildings reserved for a highly valued function: libraries, temples of learning 5: Phil Temples.

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Every single Super Bowl commercial was lame. L-A-M-E. Except for the "Clydesdale bull." Did they lay off all the creative ad agency people?

ptemples: Every single Super Bowl commercial was lame. L-A-M-E. Except for the "Clydesdale bull." Did they lay off all the creative ad agency people?

See original: Twitter Every single Super Bowl commercial was lame. L-A-M-E. Except for the "Clydesdale bull." Did they lay off all the creative ad agency people?

RT @sportsguy33: The White House just announced that the Who's halftime show will be classified as an act of terrorism on American soil.

ptemples: RT @sportsguy33: The White House just announced that the Who's halftime show will be classified as an act of terrorism on American soil.

See original: Twitter RT @sportsguy33: The White House just announced that the Who's halftime show will be classified as an act of terrorism on American soil.

RT @WadetoBlack: I plan on live-tweeting the live-tweeting of people complaining about people live-tweeting the Super Bowl.

ptemples: RT @WadetoBlack: I plan on live-tweeting the live-tweeting of people complaining about people live-tweeting the Super Bowl.

See original: Twitter RT @WadetoBlack: I plan on live-tweeting the live-tweeting of people complaining about people live-tweeting the Super Bowl.

RT @badbanana: Just sold my soul to the devil for some Taco Bell coupons. It's a buyer's market.

ptemples: RT @badbanana: Just sold my soul to the devil for some Taco Bell coupons. It's a buyer's market.

See original: Twitter RT @badbanana: Just sold my soul to the devil for some Taco Bell coupons. It's a buyer's market.

"She couldn't believe it wasn't love--he couldn't believe it wasn't butter." -Naked Dinner

ptemples: "She couldn't believe it wasn't love--he couldn't believe it wasn't butter." -Naked Dinner

See original: Twitter "She couldn't believe it wasn't love--he couldn't believe it wasn't butter." -Naked Dinner

Ancient DOS bug gets squashed

What can we say about you, DOS? You've rocked the personal computer world and changed the way we all feel about white on black console

See original: Digg Ancient DOS bug gets squashed

“Obscurity is a far greater threat to authors and creative artists than piracy." -Tim O'Reilly

ptemples: “Obscurity is a far greater threat to authors and creative artists than piracy." -Tim O'Reilly

See original: Twitter “Obscurity is a far greater threat to authors and creative artists than piracy." -Tim O'Reilly

They say smoking a cigarette takes 5 min. off your lifespan, and an hour spent driving a car takes off 20 minutes. How 'bout a smoking car?

ptemples: They say smoking a cigarette takes 5 min. off your lifespan, and an hour spent driving a car takes off 20 minutes. How 'bout a smoking car?

See original: Twitter They say smoking a cigarette takes 5 min. off your lifespan, and an hour spent driving a car takes off 20 minutes. How 'bout a smoking car?

RT @badbanana: I've always preferred Punxsutawney Paulie, the parrot that predicts the rise or fall of 30-year fixed mortgage rates.

ptemples: RT @badbanana: I've always preferred Punxsutawney Paulie, the parrot that predicts the rise or fall of 30-year fixed mortgage rates.

See original: Twitter RT @badbanana: I've always preferred Punxsutawney Paulie, the parrot that predicts the rise or fall of 30-year fixed mortgage rates.

RT @PDXRedhead: Set the bar low today and just happy that I woke up on this side of the dirt.

ptemples: RT @PDXRedhead: Set the bar low today and just happy that I woke up on this side of the dirt.

See original: Twitter RT @PDXRedhead: Set the bar low today and just happy that I woke up on this side of the dirt.

"Glazed donuts are the building blocks of the universe." -Zippy the Pinhead

ptemples: "Glazed donuts are the building blocks of the universe." -Zippy the Pinhead

See original: Twitter "Glazed donuts are the building blocks of the universe." -Zippy the Pinhead

Photo du Jour: "DREAM Act"

DREAM Act Mural, Campanella Way, Boston CollegeDecember 22, 2009: A colorful mural depicting the DREAM Act, Denied, set up in the lobby of the 4th floor of 21 Campanella Way on the Boston College campus.

That damn ground hog in PA is only accurate approx. 36% of the time. But he's prob'ly more accurate than all the TV weather forecasters.

ptemples: That damn ground hog in PA is only accurate approx. 36% of the time. But he's prob'ly more accurate than all the TV weather forecasters.

See original: Twitter That damn ground hog in PA is only accurate approx. 36% of the time. But he's prob'ly more accurate than all the TV weather forecasters.

I just read where genealogists are saying Scott Brown & Barack Obama are 10th cousins. Are they close enough to be 'kissing cousins?'

ptemples: I just read where genealogists are saying Scott Brown & Barack Obama are 10th cousins. Are they close enough to be 'kissing cousins?'

See original: Twitter I just read where genealogists are saying Scott Brown & Barack Obama are 10th cousins. Are they close enough to be 'kissing cousins?'

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